Thoughts: The Hurricane Heist stole my money

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Warning: this movie is terrible. Not the so bad its good. Not the Sharknado kind of bad. It's the type of bad film where 5 minutes in you immediately regret watching. 

The Hurricane Heist is a film that doesn't need to exist because it does nothing right. The characters are forgettable and none of the performances stand out. Well, they stand out as terrible accents and a wanna be Gerard Butler. The story is a nonsensical mess with no heart or feelings at any point. 

Avoid The Hurricane Heist at all costs. Don't stream or pay to see this film. If you want to see what is basically the same plot but done 100x better, then watch Den of Thieves instead.  

- Mike